He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.

Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.

It was one thing to hide away from the world. It was quite another to discover the world didn't miss you when you were gone.

In the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of two men.

Because life is complicated and difficult. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't truly lived.

Death should take more care with his paperwork.

All coincidences are Odd. That's what makes them coincidences.

The wisest man knows he know nothing.

Terrible errors are rarely made all at once. Usually they are performed one small misstep at a time.

A place that proves if you get enough talented people in a room, one or two are bound to offer some helpful advice. Kind if like monkeys with typewriters.

...eyes that, like those of children, look at an eternal present without forgiveness.

The adversaries main goal is to confuse & discourage the great.

And I'm so excited to remind people and even gain new fans who find out about Dharma - a new generation who could find out about Dharma and enjoy her and all the characters on the show.

Donald Trump is not talking about a deportation force. But he's talking about being fair and humane.

Government is not the solution, but rather the cause of our problems.

Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't realise what's happening on the pitch

I'm a thousand times bigger on the inside than I am on the outside.

The greatest victory you can win is over your own mind.

Instagram is a great example of you just doing your thing.

There can be no final truth in ethics any more than in physics, until the last man has had his experience and said his say.