He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Writing and prayer are both a form of love, and love takes courage.

The seventh element is ‘consciousness’ that raises a human from the basic corporeal state and takes them to super-consciousness.

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.

I’m beginning to think I’ve led a much too sheltered life.

I don't copy recipes without trying them out. I don't reprint without trying them again.

On great fields something stays.

I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.

I'm going to do what I do, even more exaggerated. This is my attitude always. I don't betray myself at all.

Do not even think of doing what ought not to be done.

If you can turn your wants into your needs, you can do anything.