He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not'.

The joy of killing! the joy of seeing killing done - these are traits of the human race at large.

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

I find that, as a rule, when a thing is a wonder to us it is not because of what we see in it, but because of what others have seen in it. We get almost all our wonders at second hand.

You may eventually decide to breakup, and that’s fine, because headaches are not cute, but at least you know you tried.

Most of the non-profit organizations are owned from the wealthy rich philanthropists but are managed and run from poor philanthropists.

You're never too good to get better... take that and apply that to everything in your life.

When you're passionate about God, you can trust your passions.

I don't give a damn if I go to hell. I love you Satan. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

I don't know anyone on Wall Street who goes to work every day thinking of anything but how to increase their bonus.

The Roman Catholic Church is for saints and sinners alone - for respectable people, the Anglican Church will do.

Than smoke and mist who better could appraise The kindred spirit of an inner haze?

They sent me away to teach me how to be sensible, Logical, oh responsible, practical. And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable, Oh clinical, oh intellectual, cynical...

Science bestowed immense new powers on man, and at the same time, created conditions which were largely beyond his comprehension.