He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Beauty discrimination has become necessary, not from the perception that women will not be good enough, but that they will be, as they have been, twice as good.

Do not waste your time and life, searching for a job. Utilize your special skills to begin your own work.

The bottom-line is, that nothing should affect your bottom-line.

The transformation of the world takes place in your heart.

An angry father is most cruel towards himself.

Don't run away from the world. The world is God. Don't run towards the world. God is the void. Don't be afraid of the complexities of this life, nor the stark simplicity of death.

Learn to wait; invariably either things will change or your heart will.

When you compare yourself to others, you miss the miracle of who you are.

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi.

When you find nothing... it means you're eliminating what surrounds the something.