He had the same empty confusion in his eyes that I saw in my mirror every morning, that odd sort of denial that only seems to come when the world decides to jump the rails without warning you first.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Because I'm living, and I sure as hell don't have a clue how to feel anything but empty.

The reason we shouldn’t pursue balance is that the magic never happens in the middle

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, and one to reminisce about how good the old one was.

Anyone who puts 110% into their work deserves as much success as they can get.

I toiled after it, sir, as some men toil after virtue.

Yoga is your mind control capacity.

I mean, people who say that the Tea Party isn't a grassroots movement, I think, are incorrect. I think in some respects, it is a grassroots movement.

I'm trustworthy and true and a whole of other positive words that start with T.