He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.

Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins.

Men are not against you, they are merely for themselves.

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from.

An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.

Every man should be allowed to love two cities, his own and San Francisco

A book is never finished; it's abandoned.

Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.

News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to bag only the peacock or the eagle of the swifting day.

A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.

Reality denied comes back to haunt.

All beings want to be happy, yet so very few know how. It is out of ignorance that any of us cause suffering, for ourselves or for others

Fashion is almost like a religion, for me at least.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

I've done so many movies that when I see them I don't really watch them.

I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.

It's nice to get off the couch, throw the clothes on, add a little make-up and go back to work, every once in a while.

Superhero movies and comic books teach a lesson that runs directly counter to the culture-of-violence idea: guns are for bad guys too cowardly to fight like men.

Given that everyone is giving you their own opinion about him, I think the only opinion you should listen to is yours.

Do not banish reason for inequality; but let your reason serve to make the truth appear where it seems hid, and hide the false seems true.