He held up his hand, and in it was... Oh, God. The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell.

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...

She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.

Damn. A dead body. I hate it when that happens.

If I call him back here, " Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again?

To force a lawyer on a defendant can only lead him to believe that the law contrives against him.

To commit violent and unjust acts, it is not enough for a government to have the will or even the power; the habits, ideas and passions of the time must lend themselves to their committal.

Deep inside, we're still the boys of autumn, that magic time of the year that once swept us onto America's fields.

We have been measuring too much in terms of the dollar. What we should do is think in terms of useful materials-things that will be of value to us in our daily life.

We were contented to let things remain as the Great Spirit Chief made them. They were not; and would change the rivers and mountains if they did not suit them.

I have had several offers to make the book into a film. I don't know if the message could be accurately transmitted, and so I have been somewhat hesitant in granting film rights.

Basically my influences have been American influences. It's been blues, gospel, swing era music, bebop music, Broadway show music, classical music.

As for me, I had found love, and that was a gift worth suffering for.

It's so much easier to be cynical.

The wisdom of the Moon is greater than the wisdom of the Earth, because the Moon sees the universe better than the Earth can see it!