He inched his way up the corridor as if he would rather be yarding his way down it, which was true.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

My eyes are green, my hair is silver and I freckly; the rest is subject to change without notice.

TV is the place that writers want to be.

She was suddenly aware of him in a way she hadn't been before. Hayward was good-looking in a sweet and wholesome way.

I enjoy playing characters where the silence is loud.

A lot of times, people make other people responsible for their joy: 'You're not making me happy, you're not doing this, you're not doing that.'

All too often, it seems, we're willing to be students of Christianity rather than disciples of Christ.

There's one thing we need above everything else; it's something we don't talk about these days. We need a mighty avalanche of conviction of sin.

I always had the sense with her that she didn't suffer fools gladly but that life was taking great pains to show her how.

I'm hyped up when I'm working. Some people eat when they're hyped up and some people don't. I'm the 'don't.

Ninety percent of what youre saying isnt coming out of your mouth.