He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

Opportunities present themselves only to the patient, man and beast, and only they take advantage of those opportunities.

If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is YES, we are racing.

Building new roads and bridges creates jobs. Growing our exports creates jobs. Reforming our outdated tax system and our broken immigration system creates jobs.

I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.

I think that just as we're in the nuclear era we're also in an era of non-violence. It's undefeatable.

And people coming up asking for autographs, there's only one time when it kind of bothers me: when I'm eating.

I seem to be the most wordy when it comes to monsters because I'm a bit of a monster freak.

Rooms should be timeless.

There's a whole kind of melancholy that you can only attain with reverb. That's an example of a technology introducing a whole new meaning.

That element of surprise is what I look for when I am writing. It is my way of judging what I am doing - which is never an easy thing to do.