He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.

The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.

A man never knows what a fool he is until he hears himself imitated by one.

I'll have that one, please.

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

I have realized that whatever good comes to me, comes from God, whatever bad comes to me, God has allowed it, and I choose to be thankful for both.

Wonder is a beautiful bliss.

I'm definitely voting for First Gentleman.

There has never been a great 'silent' defense

Only the half-mad are wholly alive.

I'm a big comic book nerd so every time I'm in costume and see everyone in costume I'm just like "This is sick."

When you are in alignment with the desires of your heart, things have a way of working out.

We [in my family] don't like to mess around and talk about our problems or complain, it's just not anything that we do.

If I can give you any advice, I beg you to get closer to the Eucharist and to Jesus... We must pray to Jesus to give us that tenderness of the Eucharist.

I am happy with everything I achieved in my football career. I don't think I could have done any more.