He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.

She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.

The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."

You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.

He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it.

When at work, be diligent because there are many people who wish they had your job, but they couldn't since you are the one who got.

The key is to silence the mind long enough to tune into the intuition of the heart.

The embryological record is almost always abbreviated in accordance with the tendency of nature (to be explained on the principle of survival of the fittest) to attain her needs by the easiest means.

The thing is, in the dating profiles it says 'spiritual, ' but not with a specific religion. And so I pretty much try to meditate, but I have a very hard time concentrating on things other than me.

Asking me to describe my son is like asking me to hold the ocean in a paper cup

I crave music that'll sort of hurtle me into space and release me up there.

My whole thing has always been as long as everybody else is going through it, I can go through it as well.

Without trees, mountains, fogs or rains, the Sun cannot create its own magic!

For only when faithfulness turns to betrayal And betrayal into trust Can any human being become part of the truth.

I want to take as the canvas for my next picture the entire surface of France.