He is hard, frozen ice cream and I am a weak spoon. What I've learned is this: You don't get much ice cream for all the hard work you put in, and the spoon ends up bent.

There's the parent you want and the parent you have.

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

Students may not remember what you try to teach them, but they will never forget who you are and what feelings you created in their mind.

The Christmas spirit is simply an honest spirit of love for all humanity. It is the force that moves us to give what we can, to help as we are able, and to always be of kind comfort.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to it himself.

The Spartans do not enquire how many the enemy are, but where they are.

However, even a strong government can't perform miracles. It needs money from the taxpayers.

I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.

I judge people very quickly.

To believe in God is to yearn for His existence and, furthermore, it is to act as if He did exist.

Even, today, when people tell me I'm beautiful, I do not believe a word of it.