He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

Envy, after all, comes from wanting something that isn't yours. But grief comes from losing something you've already had.

Major breakthroughs often come after major breakdowns.

Guilt is a lazy feeling that takes no action

A doctor could make a million dollars if he could figure out a way to bring a boy into the world without a trigger finger.

We'd like to build a highway for healing and unity.

I've sorta learned that I'm so tired of taking myself so seriously. It's so great to show up at work and truly enjoy every word you say.

The real death of America will come when everyone is alike.

We are called upon to help the discouraged beggars in life's marketplace. But one day we must come to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.

Tis hard to find a whole age to imitate, or what century to propose for example.

Advertising is our printed salesman. It may not be pretty, but it has to be true.