He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

The burden of this world is too great for one man to bear, and the world’s sorrow too heavy for one heart to suffer.

What men call the shadow of the body is not the shadow of the body, but is the body of the soul.

Real relationship is gritty and earthy, the stuff that life is made of.

Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome, you're going to have to wait until Lindsay Lohan reproduces.

I need a sample of your blood,' said Kira. Marcus raised an eyebrow. 'I didn't know we'd reached that stage of our relationship.

He who reads the Bible in translation is like a man who kisses his bride through a veil.

We have to face the fact that most men and women out there are more stale than they know, more bored than they care to admit.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

You can't save kids just with vaccines.

I would say Colin Jost is Kanye West because he takes like the creative risk a lot of times, whereas I'm like, "Uh, I don't know..."

I am convinced that a person is entitled to as much privacy as he wants. It should be his privilege to keep certain areas of his life out of the newspapers.

It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.