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He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.


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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.



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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.



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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.



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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.



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Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did



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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.



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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.



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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.





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