He isn't a real boss until he has trained subordinates to shoulder most of his responsibilities.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.

I don't know how to live happy, but i can teach how to live happy.

A free state is a corporate state.

It would perhaps be nice to be alternately the victim and the executioner.

Used to be all I'd want to learn was wisdom, trust and truth, now all I really want to learn is Forgiveness for you

My favorite records are not easy - they're not records that reveal everything to you the first time out.

For every three machines, you lose two jobs out of the surrounding economy because people are dumping their money on gambling

Pierre was one of those people who are strong only when they feel themselves perfectly pure.

I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarettes ever.

It was not apathy. It was an intelligent disinterest in those things that could have no bearing on one's existence.

Live with a man forty years. Share his house, his meals, speak on every subject. Then tie him up and hold him over the volcano's edge, and on that day, you will finally meet the man.