He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

There would be no Lenin without Rasputin.

What cruel creatures men are. Our bodies tell us to love so many, but there's room in our hearts for so few.

A smile is an antidote for stress.

A man who has been dead for a week in a hot trailer looks more like a man than you would first expect.

Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good be good for something.

Luck generally comes to those who look for it, and my notion is that it taps, once in a lifetime, at everybody's door, but if industry does not open it luck goes away.

The highest goal of spirituality is Self-realization, but what does that mean? It means to feel your Self as a living reality in this moment, and there is always only this moment. (10)

Regard as your most faithful friends, not those who praise everything you say or do, but those who criticize your mistakes.

your not alone, Tally. Don't pretend you are

It is a tedious thing to be always beginning life; they live badly who always begin to live.