He knew that Dr. Argon would advise him against bottling up his emotions as it would lead to psychological scarring in the long term.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

But I don't want to just believe it, I want it to be true.

She's thirty-four years old. In fifty, sixty years, she'll be dead, and everything reminds her of this fact but him. With Arnie, she imagines she might live forever.

If I had to name a driving force in my life, I would name PASSION every time

Being a first-round draft pick means nothing to me without my education.

Sanity is permanent, neurosis is temporary.

Oh, do you want protectionism? No, I don't. I just don't want to give my country away to China.

I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted.

I don't care what any writer says about me ... I just want to play my game.

One common calamity makes men extremely affect each other, though they differ in every other particular

I wonder how many eggs are in the golden goose?