He laughs best who laughs least.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

To only responsible choice I can make is to be love and happiness." Vincellent"Love the world as you love yourself".Lao Tze"The next step in mans evolution will be the survival of the wisest.

Socialism, or communism as it is sometimes called, is merely a secular religion, where the State becomes a god.

Humility is recognizing the fullness of our sin, so we can embrace the fullness of God's mercy.

True love needs no words.

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift.

We are made of stardust, our whole body consists of material that has been here before the beginning of time.

Prior to September 11, we thought the world beyond our shores was one world of risk and the world in our continent was another world of risk

You need some coffee, don't you?" "Yes, I've only had a gallon.

Dealing with a government with whom mendacity is a science is an extremely difficult matter.