He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Sight is one of the most easily deceived senses. I could make a coin disappear and your eyes would believe it gone, even if it were merely up my sleeve.

When you choose to love someone who is no longer attractive to you, he or she will become attractive.

Do you want me to call the internet police for you?

We are dealing with God's thoughts: we are obligated to take the greatest pains to understand them truly and to explain them clearly.

Birds that cannot fly high into the sky rejoice exceedingly and sing sweet melodies when they get to the top of the tallest tree on the highest mountain!

The building of publicly funded stadiums has become a substitue for anything resembling an urban policy.

Great Gates almighty, ” HARV said inside my brain. “I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS.

One stumble is enough to deface the character of an honorable life.

We are the subjects of an experiment which is not a little interesting to me.

In order to keep pace with the influx of work I had to take on fresh hands.