He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.

We must love one another or die

You've to stand up for yourself. If you don't, no one else will.

I will survive: if the hell rejects me, there is always the paradise.

When you create art, the world has to wait.

Most wonderful things are unconscious.

I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I'm happy with it.

It's a very difficult age when the forces of time want to destroy us and take us away. They're just snatching people like devils; death comes and grabs each of us.

Democrats can't get elected unless things get worse-and things won't get worse unless they get elected.

Incurable means curable from within.

Time is the moving imago of the unmoving eternity.