He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when."

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness.

If Facebook is Lucky Charms, Instagram is just the marshmallows.

Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk.

It is difficult in life to be good, and difficult in art to portray goodness. Perhaps we don't know much about goodness.

Obstacles are only opportunities to succeed or fail; how we handle them determines what will happen.

For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.

Love is a reciprocal torture.

The thing is, about a character, it's not about being right, it's about the truth. The truth comes from within, so you have to search as an artist for the truth.

BE A STUDENT BY STAYING OPEN AND WILLING TO LEARN FROM EVERYONE AND ANYONE.

Photography has become an outstanding and indispensable means of propaganda in the revolutionary struggle.