He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Only one thing remained reachable, close and secure amid all losses: language. Yes, language. In spite of everything, it remained secure against loss.

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life.

There are lots of kinds of feminism, but ultimately it's about letting people be human beings

Necessity is not a fact; it's an interpretation.

I'm a happy camper because by doing this I have an opportunity to be on the cutting edge of research.

Have you seen a room from which faith has gone? Like a marriage from which love has gone. And patience, patience everywhere like a fog.

O how feeble is man's power, that if good fortune fall, cannot add another hour, nor a lost hour recall!

If the President asked you to help, I don't think anybody could refuse, unless one felt that one couldn't be effective.

I can have oodles of charm when I want to.

I don't do album covers or CD covers for groups or musicians I don't like or have no interest in.