He looks like the kind of boy who would jump trains, strum guitars, and pass a joint.

Hate is a lot like love. It's warm and fills you up until every part of you is tingling to release it.

You know those primitive tribal people who believed a camera could steal your soul? Turns out they were right.

This night felt like a last hurrah, like we could blaze our brightest, at the apex of our insane adolescence. This was our Mardi Gras before the dark days of Lent.

You can't screw up your own suicide and then expect the universe to give you presents wrapped in the skin of a wonderful boy. That's just not the way it works.

The past is past. You tried to kill yourself. So what? I humped a couch in season twelve. We all have our skeletons.

There is strength for every situation.

Anyone can be a businessman

Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter. That maketh the leaf and the flower come out.

That’s why girls have boyfriends. So you have someone to take you to boring functions.

Practice is the best of all instructors.

The exquisite art of idleness, one of the most important things that any University can teach.

As peace is the end of war, so to be idle is the ultimate purpose of the busy.

I just want to say that, all you do, no matter how bad your diet is, for the first six months or year, I just reduce the amount, even if it's horrible stuff. That you can deal with it.

If people are worried about the size of their trailers, I kind of say their priorities are off.