[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

The winds shook off in unison and yipped beneath the gleaming stars.She gave him her lips. They kissed.And she was in love with the thunder.

A principled person’s greatest disappointment will always be his or her own failures to respond to setbacks in a dynamic and positive way.

Lyrics are my racket; music is play - the fluff stuff.

If I win, I don't want to broadcast to the enemy exactly what my plan is.

Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.

I've always believed with age comes wisdom. And I find salt and pepper hair to be very attractive.

Failure is something I can deal with. Regret is not.

Leaders are forced to kill all the time. Then they have to learn to live with the decisions they make. Just like I'm going to learn to live with mine.

If we never met again in our lives I should feel that somehow the whole adventure of existence was justified by my having met you.

The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.