He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it.

She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!

He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.

She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.

The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."

You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.

Beside her I felt grey, like she had all the colours I'd ever need.

Where are the men?” the little prince at last took up the conversationagain. “It is a little lonely in the desert. . . ”“It is also lonely among men, ” the snake said.

Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive. This facility makes it the most versatile and explicit means of communication yet devised for quick mass appreciation.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

We taste Thee, O Thou Living Bread, And long to feast upon Thee still: We drink of Thee, the Fountainhead And thirst our souls from Thee to fill.

Magic in cinema is a bit like ventriloquism on the radio.

Children need boundaries, so they can know how far they have to go to get beyond them.

Email is not going to disappear. Possibly ever. Until the robots kill us all.

Dear young people, Jesus gives us life, life in abundance. If we are close to him we will have joy in our hearts and a smile on our face.

Alliances and partnerships produce stability when they reflect realities and interests.