He neither drank smoked nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally saving his money he died early surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

Work isn’t only earning a living

A government of laws, and not of men.

If you look at every flower individually, they look quite miserable. Put them together in a vase and they become a bouquet and that's quite attractive. I think about our community often in that way

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life.

Nothing whatsoever is worth the cost of a contracted heart.

People frequently bore me, sometimes amuse me, most often irritate me, but rarely intrigue me.

My favorite album would have to be Rocket To Russia. I feel this album has the most classic Ramones songs.

The most dominant cultural attributes maintained are the ones that are reinforced by your environment.

This is my child. I planted it. I saw it grow. I loved it. Don't cut it down.

Today, the worst conflicts, the most deep-rooted violence, and those likely to emerge in the coming years are due to disparities in development.