He opened a window in my heart, and the light of the world shined in.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet.

Your ambition outweighed your talent

And it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.

When you look at a tree and perceive its stillness, you become still yourself. You connect with it at a very deep level. You feel a oneness with whatever you perceive in and through stillness.

Those who can’t change their minds can’t change anything.

Washington is a resigning town. Nothing else holds the special excitement of a rumored resignation.

Losing time is harder than death, as losing time keeps you away from Allah and the Hereafter, while death keeps you away from the worldly life and people.

My message is not wholly understood; only poets understand it.

She was like a mother to me...and I betrayed as a daughter will betray her mother and yet, never stop loving her.

Legitimate profit is good. What's bad is profiteering.