He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

The truth is, unless you let go, unless you forgive yourself, unless you forgive the situation, unless you realize that the situation is over, you cannot move forward.

Has there always been someone like me to bury the bodies, to have regrets, to carry on after everyone else was dead?

She was limp and pathetic and woozy and I loved her, I realised, even more because I knew how completely it was doomed.

The TV commercials, which are endless and fairly crass, gave birth to Brock, the bad-lawyer character in Razor Girl. In real life you can find even sleazier examples than him.

When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.

So far as English versification is concerned, Pope was the world, and all the world was Pope.

I think people really don't like cops so much; they're kind of rude to them or treat them like they can't see them.

I did not have a van, or wear Birkenstocks and tie-dyes.

[I will] totally dismantle every intelligence agency in this country piece by piece, nail by nail, brick by brick

Curiosity begins as an act of tearing to pieces or analysis.