He quite liked dentists’ waiting rooms. Waiting for dentists was good. Waiting for them was so much better than having them stick metal spikes in your mouth.

Mike’s brain was hardwired directly into his genitals and most higher functions appeared to have switched themselves off. In other words, he was just like most men.

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

I'm a Libertarian. I'm liberty, justice for all, liberty for all.

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things.

Economic progress and justice do not consist in superbly equalized destitution, but in the constant creation of more and more goods and services, of more and more wealth and income to be shared.

I love a selfie in the mirror.

Giving is a powerful action to bring more money into your life, because when you are giving you are saying, "I have plenty."

When you get pushed down, you pick yourself up and move on. I've never been a victim.

Not a man to mince words. People, yes. But not words.

We seek opinions that are likely to support what we want to be true.

The iron tongue of Midnight hath told twelve lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time. I fear we shall outstep the coming morn as much as we this night over-watch'd.