He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true.

You can't edit a blank page

When a man in purple and screaming pink stares at you, you know it's time to change your appearance.

The difference between one man and another is not mere ability ... it is energy.

I actually wanted to be a jazz musician first. My grandparents introduced me to Louis Armstrong. I loved Louis Armstrong so I took up the trumpet and just did that every day and practiced that.

I was young and not gloomy and there were always strange and comic things that happened in the worst time.

The U.S., out of all places, is just absolutely incredible.

We know that it's hard enough being a teenager. It's particularly hard being a teenager who's coming out.

I agree with Clyde Wilson that America can’t be saved or returned to its roots until the Republican Party is destroyed.

A small nation can fight a superpower with determination and dedication.

Fromage and coffee and cognac and no gods.