He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot.

Outside, daylight was bleeding slowly toward dusk.

In the year 2025, the best men don't run for president, they run for their lives. . . .

He understood well enough how a man with a choice between pride and responsibility will almost always choose pride--if responsibility robs him of his manhood.

The woman had looked into the abyss and then walked out across it.

He had never been a social man. He had shunned causes with contempt and disgust. They were for pig-simple suckers and people with too much time and money on their hands

Jesus Christ knows the worst about you. Nonetheless, He is the one who loves you the most.

Necessity is our quickest excuse.

But I think that your entire life is a process of sorting out some of those early messages that you got.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

We are Americans, We have the right to participate and debate any administration.

I made it about a three-day weekend so people wouldn't have to change their clothes a lot. We didn't have an art department; we didn't have a make-up department.

Women just get really hard on each other.

God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave behind evidence for this act, in the form of microwave radiation.

My dear soul, flee from the worthless, stay close only to those with a pure heart. Like attracts like. A crow will lead you to the graveyard, a parrot to a lump of sugar.

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.