He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?

The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.

I went to college to play football, not to study it.

I never met a cold cut I didn't like.

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.

A present is not the source of buying someone's love but its a source of showing how much u love and apriciate that particular person

The words of kindness are more healing to a drooping heart than balm or honey.

Morrie was in a wheelchair full-time now, getting used to helpers lifting him like a heavy sack from the chair to the bed and the bed to the chair.

Nico wasn't sure whether to kick himself or Will Solace. If he hadn’t been so distracted bickering with the son of Apollo, he would never have allowed the enemy to get so close.

In my dreams I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

Charlie Chaplin and I would have a friendly contest: Who could do the feature film with the least subtitles?

If your attitude toward the world is good, you will obtain good results. If your attitude is excellent, excellent will your results.

How can I express the darkness?