He's a bully. I love bullies. They have such big, shiny red buttons to push.

What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?

All you know is what you think you know, but that isn't always what's real.

Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.

A lot of what we're doing here deals with perception rather than truth. Many would argue that reality depends more on the former than the latter.

It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off!

1980's: not a time period but a state of mind.

Stupid, fragile mortals.

I imagined calling in to my own radio show: Yeah hi, I'm a werewolf, and I'm stuck in a cabin in the woods with another werewolf and a werewolf hunter.

I punched to line. "Yes? What?" "Norville. It's Cormac. If you don't change the subject right now, I'm going to have to go over there and have a word with you.

Hey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf?

Your career and your passion don't always match up.

Spanking a child is about the parent not the child. The child will learn more from positive correction than physical manipulation.

Instead of going out to dinner, buy good food. Cooking at home shows such affection. In a bad economy, it's more important to make yourself feel good.

Sometimes bad things have to happen before good things can.

We value some lives more than others.

There'sthemeat eaters and there'sus. And that'stheway I look at the world.

I'm getting old, that's the thing! What's in me now won't be there anymore.

To my wife 'I told you I was sick'.

They that pray in the family do well; they that pray and read the Scriptures do better; but they that pray, and read, and sing do best of all.

Fill all thy bones with aches.