He's a fascinating gentleman. Old-school. I tried to talk him into attending one of my services, but he said he wasn't finished sinning yet, and he'd let me know when he was.

Fate is the malevolent little jester sitting up in the heavens and pondering over how ridiculous we humans are and he does his best to make fools out of all of us. And sooner or later he succeeds.

... I discovered life sometimes has a way of giving you what you need, but not in the form you expect.

I think in a moment of weakness, you might surprise yourself.

A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.

I want to fill every part of you, breathe the air from your lungs and leave my handprints on your soul. I want to give you more pleasure than you can bear.

You are your own worst enemy. If you can learn to stop expecting impossible perfection, in yourself and others, you may find the happiness that has always eluded you.

He was my confidant, the person who was always on my side even when he wasn't taking my side.

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” ~ Liberty Jones

A couple of times in your life, it happens like that. You meet a stranger, and all you know is that you need to know everything about him.

I've always thought it was about finding the right person. But it's about choosing the right person, isn't it?

Funny, I don't particularly care for either "laws" or "order". Liberty is messy. Freedom yields imperfect results.

Jesus reveals who He is through the living Word.

We were born in charge of our own being, our own personality. Other people's personalities are beyond our control.

Every second around this girl was asking for trouble and he'd never wanted to be in trouble so bad in his life.

We've got to get people out of their cars, out of those drive-thru windows, get them walking, get them in parks and get them more active.

Our religious activities should be ordered in such a way as to have plenty of time for the cultivation of the fruits of solitude and silence.

I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

When the world becomes a massive mess with nobody at the helm, it's time for artists to make their mark.

A SEEING eye is better than three hundred blind men's: The eye can distinguish pearls from pebbles.

I happen to believe, and I think many others do, Donald Trump is probably the great public speaker in those large arenas since William Jennings Bryan.