He's a good man," Ranger said. "And you?" "I'm better.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Why must ignorance be destroyed? Because it is the number one destroyer of the people of God

Every time my stupor turns into vibrancy, standing around is not an option.

The next step in sculpture is motion.

My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful.

Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer.

There's no going back from what happened. You can go back and understand the past, but you can't go back and change it.

Sometimes I think opposable thumbs were invented so teenage girls could use text messaging.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

I have no sympathy for those who, under any pressure of circumstances, sacrifice their heart's-love for legal prostitution.

The most fortunate of men, Be he a king or commoner, is he Whose welfare is assured in his own home.