He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Too much war, hatred and fear in the world.Desperately needed: More art, love and poetry.

I love you, Fitzwilliam Darcy--with all my heart.""And I love you, my dearest Elizabeth. Forever and ever.

Don't just DO something. Stand there! (and get perspective and understanding)

As long as I live, I will always remember those wee children standing at the railing on that ship." - John Hanlon, the sailor

I've loved car racing all my life. I watch NASCAR regularly, and drag racing because we have Raceway Park in New Jersey. I think I got it from my father.

People pray in one direction but they walk in a different direction, and direction always determines where we end up.

In the best possible scenario, whenever you get notes from people, they're good notes, and they see things that you wouldn't have seen otherwise, and they make you a better writer.

If you think you are not conceited, it means you are very conceited indeed.

If I hold up one corner of a square and the student cannot workout the other three for himself, I won't go any further.

A little too much anger, too often or at the wrong time, can destroy more than you would ever imagine.