He's a scoundrel, young Brad Pitt, who led me, his elderly colleague, astray more than once.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

...You know, one good apple can spoil the rest, ” Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony.

Never try to justify your failures based on your luck. You just didn’t work hard enough!

An unjust world represented as harmonious is a political position.

One must have ambition and one must understand the minds ... of men.

Chaos happens. Let's make better use of it.

We have a good life when we manage to live with both satisfied and unsatisfied needs, when we are not obsessed by what is beyond our reach.

He in whom all this is destroyed, and taken out with the very root, he, when freed from hatred and wise, is called respectable.

B*tches come and go but friends are for real.

We have two tables on our airplane that are set up with the games.