He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date."

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

It is fellowship, this most fundamental need on our way toward achieving our highest expression of the human experience, which Jiu Jitsu provides.

Today is the future of yesterday.Today is the foundation of tomorrow.Today is going to be the past of future.

Have an objective in life! Or you feel lost in life!

I love food - I am never on a diet - I swear to God!

That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, the happy highways where I went and cannot come again.

Religion is always falling apart.

That which,like a sea, threatens to drown you- shall be a highway for your escape

Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.

A leader is someone who puts their people in position to be successful all the time

Man, whatever else he may be, is primarily a practical being, whose mind is given him to aid in adapting him to this world's life