He's completely unspoiled by failure.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

Germans at the time believed, a little oddly, that dyes killed germs by turning the germs’ vital organs the wrong color.

If I could repeat it, people passing by would be enlightened and go free.

I would suggest that today, we know about as much concerning the human mind as we knew about the galaxy in 1300.

The less important you are on the table of organization, the more you'll be missed if you don't show up for work.

I want to lead people toward finding hope through the purity and healing power of metal.

And this is why Jesus came: to endure the holy wrath of God due us.

I think capitalism will survive, because no attractive alternatives exist now

For me from a pretty young age up until about 21 years old hallucinogenics had a huge place in my life.

I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?