He's in a rut. Gehringer goes two for five on opening day and stays that way all season.

I'd rather be lucky than good

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

One rule I had was make your best pitch and back up third base. That relay might get away and you've got another shot at him.

I was never nervous when I had the ball, but when I let go I was scared to death.

Hell, Lou (Gehrig) it took fifteen years to get you out of a game. Sometimes I'm out in fifteen minutes.

I talked to the ball a lot of times in my career. I yelled, "Go foul. Go foul."

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.

I'm something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one.

You just can't imagine the kind of guy he was without seeing him play. He was a circus, a play, a movie, all rolled into one.

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

Determination knows that you can do what it takes, even if that is hard or frightening, in order to achieve the goal you seek.

To understand the actual world as it is, not as we should wish it to be, is the beginning of wisdom.

First feel sure of idea, then the execution will be easier.

There's a kind of magical thinking about these kinds of things. Throw away those bad photos before the "magic" attaches to them, so the good ones stand out.

Politics /n/: from 'poly ticks', short for 'many small bloodsucking insects'.

You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.” “Yeah,” said Harry, “but you, unlike me, are a git.

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered.

Screenplays are not works of art. They are invitations to others to collaborate on a work of art.

Desire joy and thank God for it. Renounce it, if need be, for other's sake. That's joy beyond joy.

Being a vegan just helps me build up my self-esteem. I feel good about it every time I eat a meal.