He's just a flash in the pants.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

You can't fight a battle you don't think exists.

Who taught that heaven-directed spire to rise?

Most of the time, our deeper, stronger feelings are things we all have in common.

Only fanatics — in religion as well as in politics — can find a meaning in someone else’s death.

Tax and Tax, spend and spend, elect and elect.

Letters are just pieces of paper," I said. "Burn them, and what stays in your heart will stay; keep them, and what vanishes will vanish.

Don't lose who you are in the blur of the stars Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing

To model yourself after Steve Jobs is like, 'I'd like to paint like Picasso, what should I do? Should I use more red?'

Until such time as someone tells me different I will remain loyal to the cause.

I'm happy when I can spend every day doing the things that I like to do. That's my luxury.