He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

We've all been victims. We've all been perpetrators. And, so there is a group that is still experiencing that.

Most beautiful is the sight of those near and dear to us when our original kinship makes us of one mind.

Online hierarchies are inherently dynamic. The moment someone stops adding value to the community, his influence starts to wane.

I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.

Those who do not have imaginary conversations do not love.

I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

A boy is better unborn than untaught.

In 1923 there were no government benefits for immigrants except one: Freedom!

I don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to pencil it first.

What can books of men that wive In a dragon-guarded land, Paintings of the dolphin-drawn Sea-nymphs in their pearly wagons Do, but awake a hope to live...?