He's like a terrier, Scholes, he won't let go - even the postman would be afraid of him.

Ardiles strokes the ball like it was a part of his anatomy.

Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady's shorts.

The reason for the delay to the kick-off is because it's not yet kick-off time

If heaven is tolerant and writers are allowed (bunch of liars though they are), I wonder if they gather for coffee to ponder the prose they should have written instead.

Gratitude is joyful act.

Humanitarian issues must bring together all people who act in good faith trying to alleviate the suffering of people in dire need - especially women, children and the elderly.

Ideas are easy. Implementation is hard.

Sometimes even a smart crowd will make a mistake.

Never trust a southerner. No, I'm kidding. They're wonderful. You want to believe in his niceness and his charm, but he's an evil kind of crazy man who's righteous. Fear the righteous.

The American actor is very lucky. Why? Because so little is asked of him.

The light came into the darkness, and the darkness did not understand it, but that no longer mattered because the light was now obliteration the darkness.

Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure. Any water that had passed through so many kidneys, they reasoned, had to be very pure indeed.

An interview will seem very sane to me, and I'll find out that the journalist was laughing out of the side of his mouth half of the time.