He's not fit to lace my boots as a player. (on Kevin Keegan)

If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

Change is possible only if the top management agrees.

If you follow, Practice and Live ‘Ownership’, you have arrived in Life!

If you are not going to divorce the status quo, you will give birth to mediocrity.

Tis no shame to follow the better precedent.

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.

Man is born barbarous--he is ransomed from the condition of beasts only by being cultivated.

Every parent has gone through a period when their child wasn't so happy with them.

There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

Information is a beacon, a cudgel, an olive branch, a deterrent--all depending on who wields it and how.

When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then music, with her silver sound, with speedy help doth lend redress.