He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Don't be so loyal to your mind

People say it's madness, Others call it danger, I call it Alternative Normality.

The driver knows how much the ox can carry and keeps the ox from being overloaded. You know your way and your state of mind. Do not carry too much.

The need for some venture of faith still remains one must stake one's life upon something.

The confusing of marriage with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other single error.

How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

Love is like nothing else on this earth, but only when it is shared with someone wonderful like you.

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?

For those of you that never saw the Small Faces live, this is as close as you're gonna get

If you are bitter, it will eat you up and do you much more damage than the people who have hurt you