He’s not wearing…” Charlotte began.“I know. He doesn’t, ” Lydia answered.

Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn’t have tried to turn ya into a snake.

Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.

A stóirín, ya are a handful of trouble, but I kind of like it.

He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, “And that was just my hand, love.

Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn’t you?

There's nothing sweet about me, love, " he said.

If Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?

My energies have been drained.Masturbating too much will do that.

Emotions like these didn't happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn't or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.

For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat."....He licked playfully at her mouth. "And ya can't call my manhood 'rabbit'.

In theory there is a possibility of perfect happiness: To believe in the indestructible element within one, and not to strive towards it.

Everything matters terribly to children, you know, they're fresh and unformed.

But the truth is, I've never wanted to be a movie star - and I've been pretty clear about that.

Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.

Every comedian is just doing the comedy they find funny. This is me and it's not clean in any way. I could get a lot more work on TV playing clean but it's never interesting.

New York is of course many cities, and an exile does not return to the one he left.

You are amazing. A true light warrior and this world certainly needs you.

Capital which overreaches for profits; labor which overreaches for wages, or a public which overreaches for bargains will all destroy such other. There is no salvation for us on that road.

The year I gave up the 150-catch streak I had an ankle injury and didn't want to go back in because I'd have a better chance of playing the following week.

I'm terrible at relationships. I consider myself to be smart and a good mother but it's taken me this long to realise you don't have to marry a guy after three days or dump him.