He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You either get tired fighting for peace, or you die.

You celebrate a person's life by living your life fully.

Every dogma must have its day.

A lot of guys in jail tattoo their hands.

I'm not a big fan of western movies and I really don't like cowboy-indian movies. I have never watched them.

It is natural to man to regard himself as the object of the creation, and to think of all things in relation to himself, and the degree in which they can serve and be useful to him.

Hold on to your dreams for they are, in a sense, the stuff of which reality is made. It is through our dreams that we maintain the possibility of a better, more meaningful life.

What do they call it, Y.O.L.A., you only live once? I think people are sort of gravitating towards that.

Dogs are angels sent from heaven in order to help us to be better people.

I do not seek unpopularity as a badge of honour, but sometimes it is the price of leadership and the cost of conviction.