He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

Found out. A nothing player.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

One thing a man must have: either a naturally light disposition or a disposition lightened by art and knowledge.

Please go to this pizzeria. Order the margherita pizza with double mozzarella. If you do not eat this pizza when you are in Naples, please lie to me and tell me that you did.

If a couple isn’t following God’s guidelines for life or being led by the Holy Spirit, disagreements and misunderstandings skyrocket.

A problem is a solution yet to be discovered

Experience will guide us to the rules. You cannot make rules precede practical experience.

Network operators need reasonable leeway to manage their networks.

The world laughs at another man's pain.

If I can help and influence girls who are going through body-image issues then I think that's amazing.

Teaching Authority of the Church does not forbid ... research and discussions ... with regard to the doctrine of evolution.

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"