He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.

Selfishness keeps man blind through life.

To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in the evening.

If people but knew their own religion, how tolerant they would become, and how free from any grudge against the religion of others.

The people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally.

Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion.

I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.

This story has no moral. If it points out an evil at any rate it suggests no remedy.

Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar.

Clovis believed that if a lie was worth telling it was worth telling well.

Pray and fast for your ministry, proclaim it and prophesy victory to yourself

An Indian’s wealth   Is determined by what they lose And not by what they save.

I thought I would have a quiet pint ... and about 17 noisy ones.

I want to be successful, not famous.

Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.

In any family, measles are less contagious than bad habits.

You should always feel confident in everything you wear, no matter what trend you fit or don't fit into.

(...) And metaphors like cats behind your smile, Each one wound up to purr, each one a pride, Each one a fine gold beast you've hid inside (...)

I didn't say the things I said.

My parents have always been very open.